Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.