ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?