I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
