i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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