After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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