dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
