You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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