I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
What a dumb baby whore.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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