we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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