I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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