i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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