help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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