Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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