Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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