No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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