Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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