Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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