It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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