spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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