dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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