If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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