I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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