Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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