If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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