Dual....:-)
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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