Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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