Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Drunk is not a location!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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