I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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