The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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