We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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