Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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