Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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