I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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