Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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