We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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