I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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