She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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