Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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