Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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