So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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