Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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