To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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