help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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