I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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