You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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