Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i think im in europe. pls send help
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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