Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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