I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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