Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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