I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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