i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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