i don't like sucking hair
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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