The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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