did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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