I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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