watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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