Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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