i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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