I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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