Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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